she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
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I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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