what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
