Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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