summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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