I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
it glows. i had to have it.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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