Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
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You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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