I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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