what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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