Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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