3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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