i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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