Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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