Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Green mimosas i think yes
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Rumble strips road head = magical
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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