I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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