He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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