? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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