at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that