i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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