If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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