i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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