I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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