I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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