I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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