your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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