Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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