took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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I need you to use more vowels.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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