I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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