just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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