Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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