my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
These tits shall not be calmed
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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