I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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