...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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