I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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