Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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