it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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