he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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