It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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