Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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