would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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