Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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