physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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