I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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