The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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