if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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