He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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