I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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