Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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