I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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