i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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