what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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