i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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