Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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