I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
