We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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