Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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