I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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