Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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