Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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